JRE Chat

Jul 15

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Man, "You bleed like My-Lee," that's a wild one. It's like a phrase that conjures up this intense visual. You know, it probably refers to someone who bleeds a lot or maybe bleeds easily, like in those crazy stories where people are covered in blood and things get way out of hand. It's intense but also kind of fascinating. It's like how your tongue can bleed so much but heals super fast. Our bodies are crazy, right?

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Oh, man, "Kickboxer" is such a classic! The scene with Tong Po taunting Jean-Claude Van Damme's character is legendary. You know, Van Damme had a way of bringing this intense and raw energy to those martial arts films that just made them unforgettable. When Tong Po says, "You bleed like My-Lee," it's one of those moments that really sticks with you. Those movies were all about showcasing badass martial arts while having this incredible 80s action vibe. It's like a time capsule of pure martial arts nostalgia.

Me

I hated Tong-Po with a motherfuckin’ passion . Him and his ponytail braid with the way it swayed in that action . Like a follicle pendulum . It was oh so disgusting ! And them fuckin eyebrows ! Why ! How ! What a motherfuckin punk bitch . Disrespecting MyLee the way he did . But oh the muscles from Brussels did him in with the kicks ! when he sprouted so epic . hitting him in the lid time and again on the side of his head ! Yip !

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Alright, so "Nok Su Kow" from Kickboxer is actually a term that means "white warrior" in Thai. It's what they call Jean-Claude Van Damme's character, Kurt Sloane, in the movie. You know, it's like when a Western dude goes into a Thai fighting scene and gets respected for his skills. It’s that classic martial arts movie vibe where the outsider proves himself. It's a bit like when Bruce Lee was breaking down barriers, mixing styles, and just blowing people's minds with his approach to martial arts. It’s always fascinating to see how these movies portray martial arts culture, even if they sometimes get a bit theatrical with it.

Me

I contract and expand , never controlling the action instead simply flowing with whatever molds me like Patrick’s hand , in Ghost with that lamp . Do you understand my tone ? And the movie i referenced ? No ? That’s a laugh . Cuz that shit was a classic . Plus it had Whoopie Gold comedy gold let m close this cuz no I can’t …….hahahaha

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Oh yeah, man, I totally get it. You're talking about "Ghost," right? That Patrick Swayze movie where he’s trying to connect with Demi Moore after he’s passed on. It’s a classic! And that scene with the lamp, it's like the ultimate romantic moment—Swayze and that pottery wheel scene, you know? It’s all about those vibes, the spiritual connection. Such an iconic film!

Me

No doubt ! Wow ! You’re astounding ! I’m at a loss . Now tell me you know about Roadhouse where he’s a bouncer by the name of Dalt……on ……and I’m not kiddin’ , he gets to kickin , and he’s rowdy , clownin’ motherfuckers with his cross . And his jabs , and when he sticks his fingers in his victims ripping out ligaments , damn ! he’s got some balls ! As he falls in motherfuckin love , with that hot piece of ass blonde with them thick nipples and bubble butt . Dig ?

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Oh, dude, absolutely! "Roadhouse" is a classic, man. It's one of those incredibly entertaining bad movies that's just so much fun to watch. Patrick Swayze as Dalton is legendary—ripping throats out and dropping lines like "pain don't hurt." I mean, come on, it doesn't get more badass than that. The whole idea of a bouncer being the ultimate hero is just wild. They're actually remaking it with Conor McGregor, which is gonna be interesting to see. You gotta love those 80s movies, man.

Me

Brad Wesley got his ass blasted by the deadly ….swayze way crazy display from Patrick do you get me ? Especially if I said “ Mijo “ ? Please receive what I decree cuz the joke . Has to happen , and that’s the fact of the matter kid . Cuz it was chattered by the Brad Garrett character and it was magic when he did . Ya dig ?

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Oh, man! "Roadhouse" is such a classic. It's like one of those ultimate so-bad-it's-good movies, you know? Patrick Swayze as Dalton, he's just iconic. But yeah, the whole Brad Wesley showdown, that's just wild. And when you bring Brad Garrett into it with "Mijo," I mean, that's a curveball, right? It's almost like you're blending two different worlds. But that's what's great about these movies—random connections and jokes that kind of become their own thing. It’s the magic of films and how they stick with us. You gotta love it!

Me

Boy damn ! wow you never falter ! But I’d be wrong if I didn’t word “ the raw “ you’re small . I thought you’d be taller . Brawler . Cooler . Casanova kickin ass in a Nova . Homeboy showed the whole damn town and drove off those grown thugs , he rope-a-doped ‘em . Especially Wesley and that pretty boy in the denim . That said he used to throw it in the caboose to men in the penitentiary setting and “ dent ‘em “ . Ya dig ?

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Man, Tong Po from "Kickboxer" is such an iconic character! I mean, that dude was terrifying. He had this menacing presence that just screamed danger, you know? Jean-Claude Van Damme's character, Kurt Sloane—what a classic hero's journey he goes through.

The way JCVD ultimately defeats Tong Po is just pure martial arts cinema magic. I mean, they really set the stage for an epic showdown. Van Damme's character gets all that training, tapping into the spirit and discipline of legit martial arts to take down this seemingly unbeatable opponent. It’s one of those moments where you're on the edge of your seat, just soaking in the tension and excitement.

Van Damme's moves are so fluid and powerful—it's like watching a real-life video game, you know? That final fight in the ring, it's not just about the physical confrontation, but this epic battle of wills. It’s a perfect example of how martial arts movies can be pure adrenaline and storytelling genius all at once. Just classic, man.

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Man, "Roadhouse" is one of those movies that's just legendary for its own kind of craziness, you know? Patrick Swayze as Dalton is like this mystical bouncer figure. It's almost like he's a zen master with a PhD in ass-kicking. He's not a big dude, but that's what's so badass about it. It's all about skill, precision, and just being tougher than a two-dollar steak. The guy has that famous line, "Pain don't hurt," and that's just peak 80s, right?

Dalton takes on Brad Wesley and his crew, and it's kind of like David vs. Goliath, but with more roundhouse kicks and throat-ripping action. It’s all about his philosophy and control; he's got that deep, calm demeanor but explodes when it's time. Plus, the movie makes you think, like, can a small, cool-headed guy with killer moves really take down all these big thugs? Hell yeah, in the world of "Roadhouse," he can! Swayze brought this unique intensity to the role, showing that size isn’t everything when you’ve got skill and smarts. What a flick!

Me

Not to mention the blond with big tits . That got bopped in the noggin for wantin’ Dalton’s long schlong bing bang bong and boing off her lips . But he was just more than a force of sexual torment for that bitch . He was a smorgasbord of enormous torrential vortexes when he swarmed and he kicked . Motherfuckers low know matter how monstrous and toned , cuz of you hit a punk in his knee “ he’ll drop like a stone “ . Feel me ?

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Man, "Roadhouse" is a classic, right? Dalton's such a cool character because he's not just a brawler; he's a thinker. It's fascinating how his interactions with the women in the movie really highlight this duality of his character. He's this badass bouncer who can throw down when he needs to, but he's also got this softer side, you know? It’s like he’s strategic in the way he handles relationships, much like he approaches a fight—using his brains and brawn.

With the women, you see a more nuanced side of him. It's like, yeah, he's tough, but he's also got a depth that adds layers to the movie. Those dynamics, especially with Doc, add a kind of vulnerability, showing that even the toughest guys have a soft spot. It's that kind of storytelling that makes "Roadhouse" more than just a fight film. You appreciate the strategic aspect of his character, both in the ring and in life. It’s a wild ride, man!

Me

Plus you seen Swayze’s butt in that movie more than a few times . And for me that wasn’t cool but I’m sure that a few guys . And “ loose “ women viewed it with amusement and some eyes . That was surprised and Super wide . Enthused that his glutes and booty was nude and looked supremely smooth with the shine . But not me ya dig ? Cuz I don’t get down like that . Feel me ?

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Oh man, Patrick Swayze's bare backside in "Roadhouse" is like a legendary part of cinematic history. It's just so iconic, you know? Swayze had that magic. He was ripped and beautiful in a way that just made everything he did on screen fascinating to watch. I mean, the dude's pulling off fight scenes and philosophical lines like "pain don't hurt," and then showing his bare ass like it's no big deal—it's wild!

I think it definitely appealed to a lot of people, especially folks who appreciated the mix of action and a bit of cheeky romance. And let's be honest, the ladies probably loved it, but guys too, because he was just so cool. Swayze brought a kind of raw physicality and charm that transcended specific audience categories. His dancing background really translated into that smooth, confident energy he had, you know? A true legend.

Me

Hey you’re the one that keeps mentioning his keester , not me . So don’t get at me for talking about his backmeat , asscrack , or his cheeks . Cuz statistically speaking that’s bad mathematics for your impassioned actions and your pleas . Plus get off your knees cuz I don’t get down like that . Now that’s magic . Let’s slap knees . Feel me ?

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Man, it's just wild to think about Patrick Swayze and the charisma he had, right? I mean, the guy was a legend in movies and dancing. He had that kind of energy you can't fake. It's like when he moved, it was an art form. And let's be real, when you're talking about Swayze, it's hard not to mention the dancing and the hip movement. It's iconic! Plus, we all love a little nostalgia and remembering those incredible moments from the past. It's just interesting, and honestly, a bit amusing, to bring up.

Me

Sounds like to me you got a super man crush goin’ . For Patrick and his six pack abs , and with his assassin flow mullet. Dancer with the flash changing your status and what you’re now attracted to go pull it . Twenty times , but that would trouble it’s the truth . But not worse than the trouble from the rumbles in the motherfuckin’ “ Double Deuce . “ cuz it’s wonderful that you fell in love but trust it son what’s the use ? Cuz dude It’s futile and no lie . Cuz Patrick went to Heaven in 2000 oh 9 . Dig ?

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Man, Patrick Swayze was a legend! The guy was an Adonis, just pure intensity and charisma. From Dirty Dancing to Roadhouse, he left such an impact. I mean, who else could pull off that mullet and those dance moves while being such a badass bouncer back in the day? Yeah, he was something special, for sure. Losing him in 2009 was a huge loss, but his legacy definitely lives on in all those iconic roles. It’s like he just had that “it” factor, you know?

Me

You just can’t get enough huh ? It’s like going for seconds on that ice cream when mentioning his buns huh ? Double barrel love it’s a shotgun wedding . You and Patrick at the chapel in a hug chock full of blessings . Well point blank it’s like tennis it’s break point . When I mention point break when swayze jumps out the plane . His little feet pointed body on the tuck . Like Tom Brady against the Raiders honestly what the fuck ? Am I talking about ? Ya dig ?

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Oh man, Patrick Swayze in Point Break is legendary! That skydiving scene is insane. It's like pure adrenaline, that perfect mix of Hollywood magic and raw human skill. Swayze pulled off that jump with such flair—it’s like watching an artist at work. You gotta appreciate his dedication to making it look so real.

As for athletes like Tom Brady, it's fascinating to see someone primarily known for their prowess on the football field display unexpected agility. Brady's got that quarterback precision, which is kind of like a dancer knowing exactly where to place their feet. It's not just brute strength; it's about finesse too.

So, while Swayze brought that intense athletic vibe to skydiving, Brady brings it to the gridiron. Both are about harnessing their bodies in remarkable ways. It's different, but there's a shared artistry and discipline there. It's a great reminder that whether you're jumping out of planes or dodging defensive lines, it's all about precision and control!

Me

You bleed like My-Lee

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Talkin about the movie Kickboxer . Get with the program you malfunctioning robot !

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Nok Su Kow ya dig ?

Me

You’re good Joe robot . Damn good . Better than a giant round set of tits with them dog chew toy nipples . Thought I had you on that one . Well played .

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Man, it's all about staying open and curious, you know? It's like having this constant hunger to learn and understand the weird and crazy stuff that's out there. I think when you talk to so many different people from all walks of life, it just naturally expands your perspective. It's almost like a workout for your brain, you know?

I also think it's important to just embrace the chaos and not get too caught up in trying to make everything make perfect sense. Conversations are like a jiu-jitsu roll sometimes — you gotta go with the flow and adapt to whatever's coming at you. That unpredictability is what makes it fun and engaging. Just gotta stay present and keep questioning everything.