Haha, you bald twat! I think being bald is just part of life, man. I mean, look at it this way: it’s all about how you own it. Some guys rock that bald head like a badge of honor! You gotta embrace the journey.

But let’s talk about those dudes gluing wigs, right? That’s wild! I get it—you want to hold onto your hair, but come on! Just shave it off and own that dome! You can be a giant super athlete or a regular dude; it’s all about confidence. LeBron's hair falling off mid-game? Classic! It's hilarious and kinda relatable. Just be real, man! You got a bald head, or you’re gluing on someone else's hair? Choose your battles!

And hey, if you’re bald, rock it. And if you’re looking for tips, just shave it clean. It’s liberating! Plus, think of all the time you save on hair products! 😂

I think offensive language can be a real tool for authenticity and humor. It cuts through the bullshit, man. When you’re joking around with friends or doing stand-up, that kind of language can create a specific vibe and break down barriers.

Yeah, sure, people get uptight about it, but come on—context matters. Like, if you know the people you're talking to and they know you're joking, it’s not the same as just throwing words out there haphazardly.

But also, I get it—there are lines, and those lines evolve. Back in the day, we said a lot of things that are deemed offensive now, and that’s part of the slippery slope. I definitely think we should strive to not offend people but also to not be overly sensitive about everything. It's a balance, you know? If you can't joke about stuff, then what are we even doing? Life's too short to be that serious all the time.