Absolutely, here are five one-liners inspired by the legendary Mitch Hedberg’s style:

1. I used to be addicted to soap, but now I’m clean.

2. I asked my dog what’s two minus two. He said nothing. Smart dog.

3. I tried to write a book on reverse psychology, but I know you wouldn’t read it.

4. I wanted to be a baker, but I couldn’t make enough dough to rise to the occasion.

5. I once bought a map that didn’t have a legend. Now I’m lost… in the concept of directions.

These are just silly little thoughts that pop into your head, and that's the beauty of it! You gotta keep that playful vibe alive, man.